Trainwreck-a-rita

cocktail
Written By Justin van Dyke
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malt liquor - watermelon - jalapeño

  • 3 parts watermelon-flavored malt beverage

  • 1 part jalapeño-infused tequila

  • lime juice

note:

Don't let the glassware fool you, this is not a classy drink. It is majestically tacky. Bud Light WaterMelonRita, tequila, and a couple slices of jalapeño. Emphasis on a couple slices, I nearly burned off my lips. Also, don't put this in a shaker. Like normal Bud Light, this beverage is carbonated and will explode. This is definitely not a thing I did the first time around, I'm just warning you in case you're stupid.

Serve with flaming hot pork rinds and french onion dip.

Justin van Dyke
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